28 November 2009

A Few Events of Late

It seems of late that I've been exposed to one lovely and camera-worthy thing after another. Here are a few of them.
We loved lobbing .22 Mags and 7.62 Russians at faraway rocks here last summer.

More of this summer's canyon.

A lovely canyon where we did a little shooting last summer.


Aric and I visit today with a canyon we saw last summer.



I sent five like this to Doug Iverson and said "Who say's Chubbuck can't have a pretty sunset.?"







No one event has has consumed our time of late, but many little moments have been pleasant.

I stare in fascination at this one every time I see her. Her grandmother shines through her.



Miss Molly seated with Grandma Sheryl



Little Purple Penny with Marvelous Mary.




Holding the purple baby.



Mellissa signs the cards going to the family's missionaries.




Britney, spoiled but cute.




Gary Barela, a good farmer and fine raconteur.




Marvelous Mellissa, home from teaching third grade,



Miss Sadie in the finery of her new haircut.




Janae and Philip Barela.

















24 November 2009

The Armells Get All Dolled Up

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On Sunday last the Armell family had an appointment to get a family portrait made, so they got all their glad rags on and went to town. But somehow they missed their appointment, so they dropped by our place to see how the older half lives.



Everyone looked so elegant that I decided to take a few pictures myself. I'm sorry for the soft focus on the one shot.

21 November 2009

Quoting Wiser Folks

Joseph finding thoughts.

It occurs to me with increasing frequency that people are tired of hearing my thoughts. I can't really blame them. People who think something so firmly that they go to the trouble of writing it down and sending it out into the ether to be read by others are clearly too opinionated. But it's hard to get to my age without having a few firmly held opinions.


Perhaps it's my age that causes my thoughts to get on peoples' nerves sometimes. Maybe it's the fact that I'm a jailbird. Not really sure. Anyway, I thought I couldn't lose by quoting others. If people agree with even a few of the things I quote today, they'll say positive things. If they disagree, they're only indirectly disagreeing with me. I win either way. True, left-leaning people are automatically suspicious of anyone who quotes people like Eisenhower, Patton, or even Edward R. Murrow, but they can't actually blame me for the original thought. The most they could do would be to tell me that I don't quote enough Democrats and Socialists. Just to appease them, perhaps I'll throw in something from Chairman Mao's "Little Red Book." (Actually, its title was Quotations from Chairman Mao, but everybody used to call it "the Little Red Book.")


So, without further ado (and by way of saying adieu) I present here a few of my favorite sayings by some of my favorite (or least favorite) folks.


Power flows from the barrel of a gun.
- Chairman Mao Tse Tung
Dictator of Communist China

A nation of sheep will beget a government of wolves.

- reporter Edward R. Murrow


The strongest reason for people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

- Thomas Jefferson


Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the boot that has crushed it.

- Mark Twain


We cannot but pity the boy who has never fired a gun; he is no more humane, while his education has been sadly neglected.

- Henry David Thoreau
Chapter 11, Higher Laws


The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

- Churchill


The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

- Mark Twain


There is no distinctly American criminal class......save Congress

- Mark Twain


A Dark Age, by the way, isn't when we have forgotten how to do something. It's when we have forgotten that we ever could do it.

- Jerry Pournelle, 1 January 2009.


Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil.

- Thomas Mann


A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

- G. Gordon Liddy


Well, that's enough for one blog. I have lots more which I'll share with you on a similar occasion when I feel like writing but have nothing original to say. Of all those I've quoted today, I think the statement by Thomas Mann is most urgently applicable to today's America.


17 November 2009

555 - and it's all downhill from there.


A well-intended piece of legislation or bureaucratic decision-making several years ago made it mandatory that any phone number quoted aloud in a movie or TV show would always have the prefix 555. This was to protect people from being harassed by folks they didn't know if their own phone number just happened to be the same as that of one quoted on the screen. So you know that any phone number you hear which starts with 555 is just a fake number created to fill in the conversation, usually on a crime-fighting drama. In other words, to hear a number which begins with 555 is to be reminded that what you are watching is merely a show and not to be taken very seriously.


I hate this.


When I was young and stupid (er) I decided to major in Drama or, as it was sometimes called, Theater Arts. Bro. Lynn Benson, who passed away just last year, didn't often have us do reading assignments from our acting class text book, but what we did read made a lot of sense. The text was called An Actor Prepares and was written by a fellow with the imposing name of Constantin Stanislavsky. The chief concept we were to take away from our readings in this book was that "the purpose of the theater is to give people a vicarious experience." In other words, the audience should gain some feeling for the experiences of others by the simple expediency of watching the play or film. To do this, we had to get the people to "suspend their disbelief" for a while. They had to believe it, even though they knew better.


We all can think of many examples of how this desirable goal has been reached to our own personal benefit. Let me cite only a few. You have your own and we may overlap in a few of these favorite scenes. But remember that they are among our favorites specifically because they helped us walk in someone else's shoes and feel what they felt. This has added richness and important thoughts to our lives.


Atticus Finch summarizes the truth which everyone knows but which very few of the white majority want to face at the end of Tom's trial in To Kill a Mockingbird. It is a beautiful speech with an unforgettable ending. He desperately tries to get some essentially good men to overcome the fear and prejudice with which they've been raised since the cradle. "Do your duty." He says it again and again. But they are not able to overcome their fear of each other and of the community. It is easier for them to lie to themselves and the world by returning a verdict of guilty for a man whom they know to be pure and innocent. The heartache we feel in that moment and again when Atticus must tell Tom's wife of his death are vicarious experiences. We haven't actually been there or experienced these things, but we have benefited as much from the vicarious experience as we would have if it were real.


In that same film, I'm always touched when Heck the sheriff, hands the Krag-Jorgensen army surplus rifle to Atticus for the killing of an unfortunate dog which has contracted rabies. Looking at the attorney's children, Heck says, "Didn't you know your daddy was the best shot in this county?" Atticus is annoyed and embarrassed, but his children gaze unblinkingly at him in wide-eyed adoration as he dispatches the poor animal.


Perhaps just one more example. (How to choose from so many?) Sometimes it helps to have experienced part of what the characters are experiencing. This gives us a starting point from which to reach more deeply into their thoughts and feelings. For our first or second anniversary, Dante's mother asked what I'd like as a present. I happened to be sitting up in bed at the time looking through a catalogue. Thinking that she would laugh at the notion of actually spending $399 plus shipping and handling on the Italian replica of the 1853 Enfield rifle-musket in .58 caliber, I pointed it out to her and said, "I'd dearly love to have one of those." I then went on to explain how the Confederate government had bought thousands of them from the Enfield arsenal in England. But she wasn't listening. She had grabbed the catalogue, rolled to the edge of the bed, and picked up the phone. In less than two minutes she had put the thing on her credit card. It arrived in about five days.


Thus, when the film Gettysburg came out, I was able to feel the weight and recoil of such a firearm, because I owned one and I had fired it. I was able to smell the rotten egg smell of burning black powder, because I'd burned it many times, not only in that firearm but in several others. I had seen its effect on milk jugs, lava rocks, wooden posts, and many other things. I had a clear idea of the energy - the killing energy - that it developed.


So, on the third day of the battle, Friday, 3 July 1863, when Richard Jordan's character BG Lewis "Lo" Armistead leads his brigade in "Pickett's Charge," I have an idea of what horrible things are happening to thousands of young men. The film adds to the intensity of my feelings and understanding. It portrays the thick smoke and dust of tens of thousands of men trying to kill each other, the crowded conditions, uncertain footing, and myriad ways of dying which are found in such a circumstance. The unbelievable horror of killing 40 men with a single shot from a smoothbore cannon which is loaded with "cannister shot," thus rendering it, in effect, a gigantic shotgun. The reverent devotion which men of that generation felt to their causes comes across beautifully. Half of them have been killed or wounded, but still some of them beg R.E. Lee to let them regroup "and hit them again. I know we can do it this time!"


Then I watch a good crime drama. Criminal Minds, NCIS, Numbers, The Mentalist, Castle, or any of the others which are so superior today to whatever was produced years ago. They are better, because the writing is better, the adherence to actual police procedures is closer, the special effects are truly special, and the acting is better than anything available on TV when I was a kid. But I lose the vicarious experience when they quote a phone number, because every one of them includes the prefix 555! It's like shouting in my ear, "No, no, Mr. Haeberle! You aren't really watching a brilliant FBI operation to rescue a kidnapped 12 year old girl. It's just a show. Don't take it seriously. Don't imagine yourself in the place of the victim or of the protagonists who must save her life. It isn't real, you now? You can tell that by the fact that the phone numbers all start with 555."


Yeah. Right. Thanks.

14 November 2009

Facing the Embarrassment

It has occurred to me that I really can't go forward with this blog or any other part of my life until I make a statement about last weekend's disastrous turn of events. Some of you - possibly all of you - might feel it hypocritical of me to avoid the topic and continue living and writing as though it had never happened.

From Friday afternoon until early Monday evening I was in jail. This cannot possibly shock you more than it did me. By this time, everybody is probably aware of the circumstances and behaviors which led to my arrest. I recalled at the moment of the arrest the words I'd read so many years ago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn at the beginning of his famous book The Gulag Archipelago. He described how earth shattering and life-changing those simple words are: "You are under arrest."

For many years up to that point you have lived in freedom, because you have never done anything which could be used as an excuse by those in authority to interrupt or end your freedom. Then the words are spoken and your life seems to have ended. None of the things you could do before, none of the places you could go before, none of the things you could wear before, none of the things you could carry before, and few of the behaviors which might have been typical of you before are available to you any more. Literally everything you do, say, wear, and eat is controlled by others. Some of them are smug twenty-somethings who exult in their power to look down on you and control you and tell you where to stand and when to speak and where to go.

I was a jailer for 4 brief months back in 1980. I did not enjoy the work. I felt guilt all the time, even though I knew that many of my charges were absolutely guilty of the crimes with which they were charged. What I was doing to these people always seemed to me to be infinitely worse than what they had done. I simply couldn't justify it and was relieved to leave that job and start back to school under the old GI Bill.

In none of this language do I pretend that I have been treated unjustly. Neither do I pretend that I have been treated fairly. I simply express here the opinion that we as humans have a very warped and vastly imperfect notion of justice and no notion at all of mercy.

There were in the jail a number of men who clearly belonged there. They had no empathy for anyone. They could not look upon anyone's suffering and feel some of it themselves. I assume that they got where they are by a long, unbroken series of wrong choices, reaching back into their childhoods.

Others were clearly as mystified and bewildered as I was about the whole thing. Yes, we clearly understood the nature of the charges against us, but we had never believed that anyone would seek vengeance for days and days over a momentary failing, no matter how serious it was. And it was serious. One fellow there, named Mark, was from Arkansas. He was dangerously thin and said he couldn't put on weight no matter what he tried. I shared some of my food with him, but I'm sure he walked it all off, because he would walk laps around the common area after each meal. He asked at one point whether he could call me for a ride to Preston when he gets out in April. I quickly thought it through. If I didn't give him my last name or address and gave him only a cell phone number, I didn't see how he could use such information to my detriment. So I gave it to him.

On a later occasion, as I stood watching a boring football game which seemed to enthrall all the other inmates, he appeared quietly by my side. Then he said, "I can tell that you're a good man." He said it straight faced. I was both surprised and amused. "Mark," I replied chuckling, "I'm in jail! How good a man could I be?" But he wouldn't be argued out of his position. I sensed that, except for some weakness which he hasn't yet conquered, he was a good man, too. He knew the Nashville and Franklin areas and knew the temple there.

So I'm going to write to him and try to encourage him. I don't know just what to say. I'll have to depend heavily on the Spirit for that, I suppose.

At the arraignment I was told to get enrolled in the VA medical program and to take all meds faithfully which are prescribed to me. On the 19th, I'll go back to see the judge. He'll then decide whether to dismiss the thing or ask me to plead to something lesser. We've already since then been to the VA in SLC and I have an appointment with their pshrink for the 20th. The phrase at Lackland Air Force Base was "Cooperate and graduate." That is what I hope to do.

01 November 2009

Our Hallowe'en Visit With Darth Vader and His Date

About ten o'clock last night we were about to retire when another knock came at the door. This surprised us, because the Trick or Treaters had stopped coming about 90 minutes earlier. I jogged to the door, picked up our absurdly large bowl of what one kid had exultantly termed "GOOD candy!" and opened the door. The nemesis of the Republic stood before me, light saber in hand. Without hesitation, he pushed his way through the door. I placed my right foot on his midsection, hoping that my ample girth would suffice to keep me in place when I started pushing him back.

Then I saw HER. I was stunned. I turned from the door, dropping all pretense of repelling boarders. "Sheryl! You've got to come and see! She looks like Cleopatra!" Actually, Sheena and some kind of Aztec queen also sprang to mind. I quickly ran for the camera and began feverishly recording the moment before it could disapparate like a misbehaving Hogwarts student. Darth complained of the tremendous heat in his uniform, but I'll wager the heat when he lost his legs up to the knee had been a bit worse, eh?

We had only minutes. They were going out to a dance contest at the local gay bar. They prefer to go there for reasons which have not yet become clear to me. Of course, Cleopatra recently took first place there in another contest. Darth explained that he was hoping to equal her feat.

Beauty like hers doesn't just stroll through your door every evening at ten, you know. I did the best I could with the camera, but the drool kept smearing the lens. Finally, Sheryl took over and I ran for the 1860 saber which Jed Lewis had given me a long time ago and which I only succeeded in getting properly sharpened this past summer. Darth showed little concern for whatever talents I had picked up in that fencing class 40 years ago at Ricks. He seemed to know instinctively that he was in little real danger.

Or had some informer told him that all my training was with the French foil and that my wrist is barely adequate to pick up, let alone actually wield, a nineteenth century-style cavalry saber? I'm sure that the only thing which saved me was the hour. They must needs fly to the tavern while I locked the door securely in their wake. I would opine it a mere dream or phantasm, but whence these photos?



Darth Vader and his mysterious and queenly consort.

Darth tries to look menacing --- and succeeds marvelously.



The grimace of an exposed super-villain.


Darth begins to warm to our task of recording his visit.

Darth momentarily forgets which show he's on.


The goddess dons her black leather jacket in preparation for departure. Did you even know that goddesses wear black leather?


We are graced with a slight smile.



The buckets are for cleaning the aquarium, not for collecting blood.



Mortal combat in the living room of a humble Chubbuck home.








My Favorite Books & Authors

  • Dale Brown
  • Mark Twain
  • Charles Dickens
  • Speeches both Historical and Hysterical
  • Damon Runyon
  • Jan Karon Mitford Novels
  • Clive Cussler
  • Tom Clancy Novels
  • Harry Potter
  • The Works of Ernest Thompson Seton